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One-uh Dohs Days

Eyyyy. How you doin? So it’s one-uh dem days hee-uh in Brooklyn. It’s awl snowy and rainy and messy outside and we don’t wanna do nuttin tuday. We figyud we’d show ya how ta dress down but still look gud, y’know?

Okay grab some cawfee, it’s gonna be a lawng day.

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Cawl Cousin Jimmy

EYY, It’s me, Linda! We’s goin’ to Manhattan today tuh do some shoppin’ n’sight seein’ n’shit.  Gina didn’t feel like comin’ wit’ me so I UH CAWS Cawlled Cousin Jimmy.  He’s got dat great style n’shit so weeuh gawnna give ya some tips awn how tuh dress when yawr in Manhattan.

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Da Joisey Shaw

EYYYYY. HOW YOU DOINNN. So ahm back frum Italy n shit, and MAN did I need to get back to my roots n shit at da Joisey Shaw.

…I AIN’T FRUM JOISEY. BUT. Dey sure do know how ta pahty it up like true guidos n shit. So Linda n I drove down to da shaw. We met up wit ah friend Uneeq who used to date one’a dem Yamasukis who run da Sushi bah down da cawnah. DEY TRYIN’ A PUT ME OUTTA BUSINESS N SHIT. Anyway. She said to really have a gud time we had ta get new names. So today, me n Linda ah GPow n Snickahssss. YEHHHH. *fistpump*

Hee-uh’s some Joisey shaw outfit tips faw ya!

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Welcome to da Neighbahood

Welcome to da Neighbahood

HEY. WE AIN’T SEEN YA ‘ROUND BEFAW. YOU MUST BE NEW TO DA NEIGHBAHOOD. NAME’S GINA. GINA PECCOLINI. DIS HERE’S MY COUSIN LINDA.

YOU AIN’T REALLY WEARIN DAT, ARE YA? LISTEN HEYUH KID. WE KNOW AWL ABOUT FASHIN ‘ROUND THIS TOWN. HOWSABOUT WE TEACH YA DA ROPES, Y’KNOW? DAT WAY YOU CUH LOOK AS GOOD AS US. SOUND GOOD? AWLRIGHT.

LET US GIVE YA SOME TIPS.
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