Ey its Linda heeuh, so im gawnna do thuh intro tuhday since Gina is mixin dah grown up drinks. So we’ve invited yuh to a little cookout at our cousin Carlas house. Since its all hawt n’shit out we thought we’d take a dip in dah pool.
Oh… You didn’t bring a swimsuit?
Well dats awlright we always bring extras! So lets see… The bikini you want to wear depends on yuh body type, lets see what kind yuh need.
Awlright. So now dat ya awl settled in ta ya house n shit, hows about Linda and ay take yuh out for a night on da town. Sound good? Okay, so whadda ya gonna wayuh?
No. You ain’t goin no wheh wearin dat. Don’t fret, doh, Linda n ay got maw tips for ya, capisce?
HEY. WE AIN’T SEEN YA ‘ROUND BEFAW. YOU MUST BE NEW TO DA NEIGHBAHOOD. NAME’S GINA. GINA PECCOLINI. DIS HERE’S MY COUSIN LINDA.
YOU AIN’T REALLY WEARIN DAT, ARE YA? LISTEN HEYUH KID. WE KNOW AWL ABOUT FASHIN ‘ROUND THIS TOWN. HOWSABOUT WE TEACH YA DA ROPES, Y’KNOW? DAT WAY YOU CUH LOOK AS GOOD AS US. SOUND GOOD? AWLRIGHT.
LET US GIVE YA SOME TIPS.