Dis Monday Linda n I wuh guest stylists on dat TV show ‘Fabulous Fashion’ wit Angie Mornington, who is a fellow Brooklynite y’know. We tawked about awl ah favorite accessories and how to keep lookin good. You ‘kin watch da show hee-uh and down below we got ah outfits and the Style Notes for what we were wearin’.
Gina & Linda
Wut Gina’s wearin’ –
Skin: Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Tamara – Crow, by Truth
Dress: Boudoir – Heartache Black, by Plastik
Fur Wrap: Dark Fur Stole – V, by Paper Couture
Earrings: Camboo Bamboo Earrings – Silver, by Kimberly Casanova
Bracelets: Glitz Bangle Combo – Assorted 17, by Armidi [Armidi Gisaci]
Hair Flower: Love Me or Not – Black, by LG Concept
Shoes: Pumps Alisa – Leopard, by Kitties Lair
Wut Linda’s wearin’ –
Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Carrie – Emo Black, by fri.day
Dress: String Dress – Black, by This is a Fawn
Necklace: Silver Beads, by Paper Couture
Earrings: Gold Bamboomerangs – Zebra, by Kimberly Casanova
Belt: Wide Waist Belt – Fruitpunch, by fri.day
Glasses: Feline Shades – Neutral, by epoque
Shoes: Absolute Boots – Black, by Tesla
EYYYYY. HOW YOU DOINNN. So ahm back frum Italy n shit, and MAN did I need to get back to my roots n shit at da Joisey Shaw.
…I AIN’T FRUM JOISEY. BUT. Dey sure do know how ta pahty it up like true guidos n shit. So Linda n I drove down to da shaw. We met up wit ah friend Uneeq who used to date one’a dem Yamasukis who run da Sushi bah down da cawnah. DEY TRYIN’ A PUT ME OUTTA BUSINESS N SHIT. Anyway. She said to really have a gud time we had ta get new names. So today, me n Linda ah GPow n Snickahssss. YEHHHH. *fistpump*
Hee-uh’s some Joisey shaw outfit tips faw ya!
Oh hey deh. Yeh, sorry we ain’t seen ya in awhile. We been helpin’ ah Aunt Brenda move outta ‘er house into a little condo in a uhh… “old people” community. We haven’t been able to help you out much because we been driving back n fawth ta Joisy. Dats where it is, I KNOW. JOISY. Anyway. So it looks like ya been doin pretty good. We found these old photos hee-uh ‘uh when we went to da Cyndi Lawpuh concuht in ’93. Maybe we can give ya some tips on dressin wit some style from last decade.
Awlright, awlright. We’ll give ya some tips.
Ey its Linda heeuh, so im gawnna do thuh intro tuhday since Gina is mixin dah grown up drinks. So we’ve invited yuh to a little cookout at our cousin Carlas house. Since its all hawt n’shit out we thought we’d take a dip in dah pool.
Oh… You didn’t bring a swimsuit?
Well dats awlright we always bring extras! So lets see… The bikini you want to wear depends on yuh body type, lets see what kind yuh need.
Awlright. So now dat ya awl settled in ta ya house n shit, hows about Linda and ay take yuh out for a night on da town. Sound good? Okay, so whadda ya gonna wayuh?
No. You ain’t goin no wheh wearin dat. Don’t fret, doh, Linda n ay got maw tips for ya, capisce?
HEY. WE AIN’T SEEN YA ‘ROUND BEFAW. YOU MUST BE NEW TO DA NEIGHBAHOOD. NAME’S GINA. GINA PECCOLINI. DIS HERE’S MY COUSIN LINDA.
YOU AIN’T REALLY WEARIN DAT, ARE YA? LISTEN HEYUH KID. WE KNOW AWL ABOUT FASHIN ‘ROUND THIS TOWN. HOWSABOUT WE TEACH YA DA ROPES, Y’KNOW? DAT WAY YOU CUH LOOK AS GOOD AS US. SOUND GOOD? AWLRIGHT.
LET US GIVE YA SOME TIPS.