Eyyyy. So Linda’s been in n outta rehab da past few months, so instead of waitin’ around for her, I decided to take matters inta my own hands n blog on my own. So here goes nuttin’.

So I was cruising around da Malibu Beach Mall and found dis great store called da ‘body co’. It’s got these great skins dat a perfect faw someone like me. Dey look a little older (cuz we awl no I ain’t no spring chicken no maw) and offer some FABULOUS makeups with awl these different options for multiple looks. This set ‘Bombshell’ is likee OOOO, WOWW, BAMMM, GINA’S IN DA HOUSE. Strong lips witta smokey eye. PERFECT for any time a’ day.

As faw da outfit. I took a trip ta Siberia lately and got awl kindsa inspired by da winter fashion. I found dis great fur bolero (mad from nothin’ but real fur) and a matchin’ hat to keep me warm. GOD FAW BID I go anywhere without a short dress on, so I picked up dis cute mini for my trip. I didn’t wanna get no dirty looks for havin ~exposed legs, so I threw on some thick nylons. To top it awl off, or bottom it awl in this case, I got these amazin’ combat style heels. They’re absolutely perfect n bring out da TRUE Brooklynite in me.

Wut Gina’s Wearin’ -

• Skin – Sage (T03) / Base, by the body co. (Emma Gilmour)
• Hair – Adele / Crow, by Truth (Truth Hawks)
• Makeup – Cosmetics / Sage (T03)  Bombshell – Flirty, by the body co. (Emma Gilmour)
• Lashes – 2011 Lashes / Long, by LeLutka (Thora Charron)
• Dress – Strapped Bustier Dress / Black & Taupe, by Epoque (Vintage McMillan)
• Bolero – Irinushka Bolero / Warm, by LeLutka (Thora Charron)
• Hat – Anzhelina Hat / Warm, by LeLutka (Thora Charron)
• Shoes – Shearling Boots / Bistre, by Maitreya (Onyx LeShelle)
• Tights – Allure Tights / Neutral 03, by Maitreya (Onyx LeShelle)
• Gloves – Put Em Up Gloves / Fawn, by Royal Blue (Marni Grut)

So anyways, I says ta him- “AH YOU SERIOUS? I GOT THREE UH DESE IN DUH TRUNK!!” -OH. Oh my god, LINDA LOOK. LOOK WHO IT IS! Well how YOU doin? Yeh, Linda n I got a place in da city, we ain’t been around Brooklyn much. What ah we doin here? Eh, just reminiscin n stuff, y’know? Awh, you still lookin faw tips? After awl this? Awlright, hun, HOW ABOUT DIS?

Gina’s Tips

EYYY OKAY. So first awf, if you haven’t heard that Paper Cahtaw released a new collection, you must live under a rock, or ya husband ain’t lettin ya out no maw, MEANIN IT’S TIME TA GET A NEW ONE. Right so, them Lu sistahs really know how ta work a sewin machine, if ya know what I mean, and this set ain’t no disappointment. Linda went absolutely crazy when she saw awl dem patterns on EVERYTHING. ENOUGH TA MAKE A SISTAH WANNA CELEBRATE. AS AWLWAYS: NEVAH EVAH LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT YA HAIR DID N CURLED, CAPISCHE? Oh, awlso, I got my own lipstick color by Hawbelline, IT’S CALLED SCAHLET HOOKER RED. Here, HAVE A SAMPLE.

Wut Gina’s Wearin -

• Skin – XaYa, by Dutch Touch (Iki Ikarus)
• Hair – Marissa, by Truth (Truth Hawks)
• Eyes – Charm Eyes, by L.Fauna (Launa Fauna)
• Dress & Shrug – White Cheetah Mini, by Paper Couture (Ava Lu)
• Ring – Moon Ring, by Paper Couture (Cora Lu)
• Shoes – Suede Platform Pumps, by Paper Couture (Cici Vonderheide)

Poses by fri.day (Jumah Monday) and skin&bones (Dot Chaffe)

Linda’s Tips

EYYYY HOWS YOU???  I ain’t seen ya faw a while!!  Oh me?  I’m wundufawl!  Oh yeh, you heard about dat?  Yeh I went tuh rehab, you know like dat Lindsay Lohaaannn did.  Yehhh, I’m a totally changed gal, ya kno??  I ain’t been drinkin cuz uh dis damn SCRAM bracelet.  I heard dat if it goes awf, deys gonna send me back tuh jail!  I just can’t wait tuh get dis shit awffa me, dat red wine’s cawllin’ my name.  ANYWAYS,  since I cant be spendin’ awlla my caaash on booze until NEXT month I decided I wud spend it awn some nice clothes.  And luckily faw me, PAPUH CATAW REALEASED A *NEW* COLLECTION. I HAD tuh buy da spotted suit because you know dat pattuhns ah a classic Linda look!

Wut Linda’s Wearin -

• Skin – Apples and Oranges, by Nylon Outfitters (Nylon Pinkney)
• Hair – Alejandro, by Epoque (Vintage McMillan)
• Eyes – Charm Eyes, by L.Fauna (Launa Fauna)
• Suit & Belt – Spotted Suit, by Paper Couture (Ava Lu)
• Shoes – Pow Pumps, by LeLutka (Minnu Palen)

Poses by skin&bones (Dot Chaffe)

LOVE YA,
Gina & Linda

Wut Gina’s wearin’ -

Skin: Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Tamara – Crow, by Truth
Dress: Boudoir – Heartache Black, by Plastik
Fur Wrap: Dark Fur Stole – V, by Paper Couture
Earrings: Camboo Bamboo Earrings – Silver, by Kimberly Casanova
Bracelets: Glitz Bangle Combo – Assorted 17, by Armidi [Armidi Gisaci]
Hair Flower: Love Me or Not – Black, by LG Concept
Shoes: Pumps Alisa – Leopard, by Kitties Lair

Wut Linda’s wearin’ -

Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Carrie – Emo Black, by fri.day
Dress: String Dress – Black, by This is a Fawn
Necklace: Silver Beads, by Paper Couture
Earrings: Gold Bamboomerangs – Zebra, by Kimberly Casanova
Belt: Wide Waist Belt – Fruitpunch, by fri.day
Glasses: Feline Shades – Neutral, by epoque
Shoes: Absolute Boots – Black, by Tesla

Here’s a little preview of what we gonna be wearin’

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Northpoint/188/47/35

You don’t wanna miss dis. Hope ta see ya there!

- Gina (& Linda)

Eyyyy. How you doin? So it’s one-uh dem days hee-uh in Brooklyn. It’s awl snowy and rainy and messy outside and we don’t wanna do nuttin tuday. We figyud we’d show ya how ta dress down but still look gud, y’know?

Okay grab some cawfee, it’s gonna be a lawng day.

GINA’S TIPS

First of awl, I know it’s a “casual day” but ya still gotta look good, capisce? Nevah, EVAH, sacrifice ya beauty juss cuz ol’ Mutha Nature is wreakin’ havoc n’shit. Pull ya heh back so ya don’t gotta worry about it as much, and AWLWAYS do ya makeup. And I mean AWLWAYS. What if dat hot new UPS guy decides dat he’s gotta package faw ya and ya ain’t got ya makeup awn? Yeah, dat’s right, he won’t ask ya ta sign, he’ll just give ya da package and high-tail it outta deh.

On a lazy day like dis I like ta shop on da intanet and awdah a buncha shit I don’t need. If possible I get it shipped by UPS faw previous stated reasons. Linda n I like ta sit around watchin’ movies, too. Helps pass da time. Today we wuh watchin’ My Cousin Vinny. Now DATS A CLASSIC.

So I like ta walk around in my bra most udda time, but since it’s faw yous guys, I figyud I’d put a shirt awn. I got dis nice loose cotton pullovah dat shows off lots uh bubbies and a push-up bra, just in case. I got dees nice cozy pants dat I like ta lounge around in, but I hate when my pants ah lawng so I roll ‘em up n shit. Since we in da house I ain’t wearin’ shoes. And hey, since my toes are awl out n’shit, I might just end up paintin’ ‘em. So dats it faw me. Don’t worry about accessorizin’, because if ya really DO get a visit from da UPS guy, yaw gonna have to take awl dat shit awf, anyway.

Wut Gina’s wearin’ -

Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Edie – Crow, by Truth
Shirt: Soft Cotton Pullover – Grey Gills, by Pig
Bra: Mae Bra – Simply Black, by Armidi [Intimizzio]
Pants: Elma Cozy Pants – Red, by Surf Co.

*segue*

LINDA’S TIPS

EYYY ITS ME, LINDA.  SO yeh, its one-uh dem days.  Its real shitty outside and I’m awl outta booze.  My heh wuddn’t realyl cooperatin’ eithuh.  I tried to do it up awl pretty n’shit n’it was like “FUCK NO I AINT DOIN’ SHIT FAW YOU TODAY.”  I awlso got dees magical pills, dey make you awl tingly n’sleepy n’shit.  I was havin’ a shitty day so i took like half da bottle.  I tell ya what, dey KNOCKED ME OUT CALWD.

So yeh, when its one-uh dees days I try tuh dress down, but I uh caws still do my makeup awl pretty n’shit.  I wore a comfy pink hoody wit some cute yoga pants.  I still wanted tuh look awl fashionablistic n’shit but still be comfy.  So UH CAWS I didnt weh no shoes.  Why weh em’ if aint nobody see my feet but Gina, y’know?  I awlmost fuhgat, I waw my REAL prescription glasses n’shit. Da Doctuh said I have a astigmatism aw sumthin’, but basically it makes it so I can’t see awl correctly n’shit. I kept seein’ like 5 Ginas when she wud come visit me.  Oh wait, me n’ Gina ah usually wrecked up n’shit when wee-uh tugeddah, DATS WHY I SEE FIVE UH HER. I guess it’s ONE-UH DOHS days. CRACK OPEN A BOTTLE UH RED WINE GINA.

Wut Linda’s wearin’ -

Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: The Ricci – True Black, by Armidi
Hoodie: Vintage Fall Fest Hoodie – Coral, by Surf Co.
Pants: Yoga Pants – Gray, by Surf Co.
Glasses: Essential Frames – Neutral, by epoque

EYY, It’s me, Linda! We’s goin’ to Manhattan today tuh do some shoppin’ n’sight seein’ n’shit.  Gina didn’t feel like comin’ wit’ me so I UH CAWS Cawlled Cousin Jimmy.  He’s got dat great style n’shit so weeuh gawnna give ya some tips awn how tuh dress when yawr in Manhattan.

LINDA’S TIPS

When I was a little Whore Girl, My family wud awlways take me to Manhattan so we cud have sum good Italian family fun n’shit.  Da sights are awesome but UH CAWS da SHOPPING IS WHAT ITS AWL ABOUT. You gots awls those fancy staws n’shit. GUCCI, FENDI, CHANEL, VERSACE, YOU NAME IT, MANHATTAN’S GAWT IT.

To achieve dat high end Manhattanite fashionista bitch look YOU GAWTTA DRESS FANCY. Weh a nice expensive peh uh shades, Dohs always scream RICH BITCH. Peh a nice fawrm fittin’ skirt to show awf ya curves and a nice top dats gawnna show some cleavage.  BUT NOT TOO MUCH, Dis is Manhattan and dey don’t dress like hussies in Manhattan.  DEY DRESS FANCY. Awlso, it gets cold in Manhattan in the winter n’shit SO YOU GAWTTA WEH A FANCY BLACK COAT, ARRIGHT? We don’t want chyoo catchin a cawld so make sure the weh dah coat and I awlmost fugawt, WEH SOME TIGHTS TO KEEP YUH LEGS WAHM.

Wut Linda’s wearin’ -

Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Egomaniacal – Ink, by lamb
Shirt: Vneck Sweater – Grey, by fri.day
Jacket: Nordic Knit Coat – Black, by AOHARU
Skirt: Tie Front Skirt, by Narwhal
Tights: Tights 01 – Nylon Black, by Sheer
Shoes: Absolute Boots – Black, by Tesla
Sunglasses: Snakeskin Shades – Neutral, by epoque
Bag: Chic Satchel – Black, by Tres Blah

M’kay Jimmy, Give em yaw FAB tips.

JIMMY’S TIPS

HOW YOU DOINNNNN. Now ey, don’t get me wrawng, I may live in Manhattan but I still got dat Brooklynite blood in me, y’know what I mean? Awwwlright. So furst things furst. Never leave da house witout dees tree tings. Numbah 1: A nice leathuh jacket. It’s gotta be black. Numbah 2: A real nice scahf wawn da right way, and Numbah 3: Fake glayses. Ain’t nobody gonna be lookin’ atchoo if you ain’t got dees. And if dey real? PRETEND DEY AIN’T. So anyway. I awlways got some kinda v-neck on because dats what I like ta weh. WHO CAYUHS IF IT’S COLD, DATS WHAT DAT SCAHF IS FAW.

Make shuh ya find yaself a nice leathuh tote bayug ta match ya jacket, dees is essential in Manhattan especially when ya shoppin. Ya awlways goin in and outta staws and awn da subway, ya don’t want ya shit out da open. Aw in ya pockets, faw dat mattuh. Ya don’t know what kinda creeps ah gonna be tryin’ a grab ya ass and end up taken ya wallet. BELIEVE ME. IT’S HAPPENED BUFAW.

Combat boots AWLWAYS mean business, and ain’t no one gonna mess wit you if you got dees awn. I keep my heh tousled and awl crazy and flipped up on one side, it’s stylish and it adds maw ‘badass’ factah. Remembuh ta keep plenty a heh product in ya bag, alawng wit peppah spray and some booz JUST KIDDIN’. AHM ONLY 18. So yeh. Dehs some good tips fawr awl you boys out deh dat wanna take a trip to Manhattan. REMEMBER DA 3 MOST IMPAWTENT TINGS.

Wut Jimmy’s wearin’ -

Skin: MaCe – Cream, by Dutch Touch
Hair: This is Hardcore – Coffee, by Shag
Shirt: Low V-neck – Sakura – Grey, by Aitui
Jacket: Soft Riders – Black, by NINIKOboy
Jeans: Belmar Skinny Jeans – Original Dark, by Surf Co.
Boots: Laceup Short Boots – Black, by J’s
Glasses: Retro Shades – Neutral, by epoque
Scarf: Afghan Sole – Paisley[B], by sey
Bag: Gainsbourg Bag, by null

EYYYYY. HOW YOU DOINNN. So ahm back frum Italy n shit, and MAN did I need to get back to my roots n shit at da Joisey Shaw.

…I AIN’T FRUM JOISEY. BUT. Dey sure do know how ta pahty it up like true guidos n shit. So Linda n I drove down to da shaw. We met up wit ah friend Uneeq who used to date one’a dem Yamasukis who run da Sushi bah down da cawnah. DEY TRYIN’ A PUT ME OUTTA BUSINESS N SHIT. Anyway. She said to really have a gud time we had ta get new names. So today, me n Linda ah GPow n Snickahssss. YEHHHH. *fistpump*

Hee-uh’s some Joisey shaw outfit tips faw ya!

GINA GPOW’S TIPS

FIRST OF AWL. If ya gonna dress like a REALLL Joisey Shaw girl. I got two wuhds faw ya. BUMP. IT. If you ain’t got no bump it in ya heh, DON’T EVEN BOTHUH. I used dis shit in mah heh to make it look like it’s awl wet frum sawlt watah. It’s got dat crunchy feel n I didn’t even have ta get it wet, because dat sawlt watuh shit will RUIN ya heh. SO I GOT MY DAW KNOCKAS AWN AGAIN. And my damn eeuhs have NEVAH FELT BETTAH.

Everyone at da Joisey shaw, and any shaw, faw dat mattah, awlways gotta badin’ suit undaneath they clothes n shit. GOD FAWBID ya gotta go to da beach when ya at da shaw. So I put dis real lose white tank ovah top in case I gotta enta one’a dem Wet T-shurt contests, too. I found dees jeans in da back uh my clost, and dey was awl ripped in shit. I got some safety pins and said, WHAT THE HELL, I’LL DO IT. So yeh, they fawlin awf, but DON’T BE JUDGIN’ ME. A caws ya still gotta have nice shoes in shit, but remembah to take ‘em awf when ya wawk in da sand aw ya gonna end up fawlin’ n shit.

Wut Gina’s wearin’ -

Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Dome – Black, by MIRAI Style
Tanktop: Loose Tank – White, by Niniko
Bikini top & bottom: Twisting In Bikini – Tahiti, by Armidi [Intimizzio]
Jeans: Low Rise Hip Split – Blue, by FuK’N'HawT
Shoes: Saffron Pumps – Black, by LeLutka
Earrings: Camie’s Camboo Bamboo Earring – Gold, by Kimberly Casanova

EY LINDA. I mean, uh. SNICKAHS. Tell ‘em what ya wearin!

LINDA SNICKERS’ TIPS

EYYYYYYYYY, HOW AH YAH!?  Im so glad im awl feelin’ bettah n’shit.  I tink i had da bug aw sumthin’, i thought i was gawnna die cause my caugh was so bad.  Now dat im awl bettah, we decided to go to DA JOISEY SHAW. Heeuhs sum tips awn how tah dress and what to do when you go to Da Shaw.

TAN, TAN, AND TAAAAANNN. You gots ta tan until you ah the perfect Joisey Shaw awreng.  Eveyone shud be tan anyways cause if yuh not tan YA AIN’T HAPPY. You awlso gotta weyuh comfortable clothes and ones dat come awf easy (So when yaw hookin’ up widda hawt tan guido, he can easily take thuh clothes awf)

You awlso need ta lern’ HOW TO FIST PUMP. When dat techno music hits up dat club you gots ta make sure you can dance like da rest of da guidos and guidettes.  Awlright im gonna go get my nails did n’shit, WEEUH HITTIN’ UP DA CLUBS TONIGHT BE READY FAW US JOISEY.

Wut Linda’s wearin’ -

Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Unbirthday – Ink, by lamb
Tanktop: Driftwood Tank – Gray, by Surf Co.
Bikini top: free.kini – Yellow, by fri.day
Shorts: Board Shorts – Khaki, by Fashionably Dead
Shoes: Jelly Shoes – Blueberry, by Fashionably Dead

Okay so dis is ah friend Uneeq, she’s gonna help ya out wit some LEGIT Joisey tips. BE NICE, AWLRIGHT?

EUNI UNEEQ’S TIPS

Hay guys! Wsup wsup. Uneeq here. that’s right… the one and only shit bish of Northern New Jersey, baby. YEAH 201! So anyway, I gotta say, it feels pretty damn good to be outta awl a dat Yamasuki drama I been in and just be able to live life and pahty up by the Shaw on the regulah now. Why live in drama when you got the Joisey Shaw and some hot friends to hang out with like Gina n Linda, right? Mmmhmmm.

So whenevah me n my Brooklyn bitches go out to the shaw fawr a weekend aw whatevah, you know we gots to look fly… And I mean FLY – outdo all dose udda chickenheads over hee-uh by a lawng shot. As for what ahm wearin, you know I had to have that big heh thing going on with my silky smooth asian hair. No nappyness or disgusting thread-like hair ova here. Then gotta keep my jewelry big a’caws. The chain is from an ex boyfren who was paht of da Yamasukis and can’t evah take it awf. Who gives a shit if it’s from an ex – ladies, weh dat ex-given Tiffany’s awwwwl ya want! Oh and ahm crazy about my nails, too. They lawng and French painted with some hot studd shit on ‘em. Mom sure does a good job with ‘em. Paint the best nails in the damn Tri-State keepin her hot dawtah lookin fresh ta death.

I’m wearin a tank from some shop down at da bawdwawk. As for my favorite skirt? Denim.. Duhhhhh. It’s got that shit that transforms any girl to be a double take, freal. The tights… well, u know I gotta keep it sexy. Nice n tawn faw ya girl. Then top it awf wit some Uggs cuz u ain’t no Joisey girl ’till u own at least 5 pairs a dees. So dat’s about it! I’m awll about da comfy yet sexy. Well ahm off ta go get some melon bubble tea – all dis sun from da beach makin’ me thirsty! Signin out. Payce and much love.

Wut Euni’s wearin’ -

Skin: Ling – Diva, by Glance
Hair: Amanda – Brown Shades, by Dernier Cri
Tanktop: Basic Tank – Pink, by Wasted Youth
Skirt: Fastcar Denim, by Emery
Tights: 26: Torn Semi-Opaque – Black, by sheer
Shoes: Mouton Boots, by ordinary
Necklace: Golddigger Pendentz, by FabUlous
Earrings: Camie’s Camboo Bamboo Earring – Gold, by Kimberly Casanova

SPECIAL THANKS TO GUEST BLOGGER EUNI KIRA. <3

Eyyyy! How ya doinnn! It’s me, Gina! And sendin ya some luv from one-uh my favorite places dat ain’t my kitchen. ITALY. Linda’s sick at home so I sent ‘er some pictures and she’s updatin’ fawr me and puttin up some tips. Now a’ caws, when ya in Italy ya can’t be dressin….. well…..

….Like dat. Ya gotta step it up! Here. You just sit back and we’ll take care of everying, capisce?

GINA’S TIPS

Awlright so listen hee-uh. You can’t be dressin’ awl casual n shit when ya go ta Italy. Ya gotta step it up. Dees ladies hee-uh now how ta dress, and ya can’t be trampin’ around in ya shawt shawts and ya bubbie showin’ tank top. I KNOW. Dats what we been tellin’ ya, but hey. Dis ain’t Brooklyn no maw.

So first things first. Coluh: Blacks a great coluh ta go with because it makes ya slim and it’s AWLWAYS in style. I found dis really nice vintage tweed jacket and dress combo dat really makes my ass-ets pop… if ya know what I mean. AM I RIGHT? Always have a great bag wit ya when ya go ANYWHEH because dey just look good when ya holdin it. Even if awl ya got in it’s a can-uh hehspray and some lipstick, ya makin a statement, y’know?

It’s nice n sunny hee-uh in Italy, so make sure ya got yaself a big ass hat ta covah ya face. Awlso make sure it matches, because a hat can ruin ya outfit. Even doh I got a hat on my heh is still big n wavey. NEVAH SACRIFICE THE STATE OF YA HEH FOR THE SAKE OF HEAD FASHUN. Oh and I got dees really great pumps from someone on da street and dey ah so comfawtuble. Dey gots a platfawm and a HUGE heel. I got ‘em fawr a baahgain, too.

Wut Gina’s wearin’ -

Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Avery – Crow, by TRUTH
Dress: Tweed Feminine Dress – Black, by AOHARU
Jacket: Tweed Short Jacket – Black, by AOHARU
Hat: Black China, by Paper Couture (part of full outfit)
Bag: Madrid Leather Weave Bag – Black, by Creamshop
Shoes: Saffron Pumps – Black, by LeLutka

Maybe if ya lucky I’ll bring ya somethin’ back. By da way. Dehs someone I want ya ta meet!

DIANE’S TIPS

EYY, It’s me Diaaaannnne.  Im Gina’s friend, Linda’s been sick so she wud’nt able tah go awn da vacation tah Italy wit us.  So instead of Linda postin’ tuhday, I am.

I ain’t from Brooklyn like dees two ah, I’m from DA BRAWNKS. We Dress a little different here den you Brooklynites do.  We weyuh lots uh neutral shit and lotsa beige.  We dont want our clothes tah take duh attention away frum our nachural beauty n’shit.  We do howevah Do our make up and hair a puhticuler way.

Most of us weyuh A TON uh’ dark eyeshadow and YOU HAVE TUH HAVE BRIGHT BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK AW YUH NOT A TRUE BRAWNX GORL AIGHT!? You of caws gotta drawr awn da fake beauty mahk, every gorl put hers inna’ different place.  SO YOU CAN BE A INDIVIDUAL WIT YA BEAUTY MAHK. Yah Awlso gotta make sure yuh hayuh is Jet black and SLICKED BACK.

Anyways weeuh here tuh tawlk about Italy right?  I guess when yuh go to Milan you gotta dress fancy n’shit so I wore a cute white dress witta nice expensive blazer.  Just so the Italians will take yuh seriously i wore a very expensive fancy pearl necklace and a vintage cataw turban so i looked extra catawrish n’shit. Awlso, dees glasses make me look sophisticated, so what if theyuh not prescriptionized  n’shit dey make me look smaht and dee Italians like daht shit.  So Dont hate awn me or I’ll cawl my cousin awn yuh aight!?

Wut Diane’s wearin’ -

Skin: Winter Look – Pale (with hairbase), by Paper Couture
Dress: Rainy Day Dress – White, Armidi (Gisaci)
Jacket: Tweedle Dee Jacket, by Narwhal
Hat: Black Satin Turban (from Roaring Green Ruffles), by Paper Couture
Glasses: Tapered Shades – Neutral, by epoque
Necklace: Fishnet Wrapper Pearls – Cream, by Paper Couture
Shoes: Limelights – Black, by Maitreya

Oh maaaaan. I got one helluva hangovah. Eyy! It’s you! Linda n I heard you been tawkin bout ah tips. We got pretty populah and we was invited to a big fancy pahty in da Hamptons n shit. It was real nice.

…

Wut’d we weh? PAPUH CATAW AH CAWS (Paper Couture). Deys new collection is pretty gawgeous, and dis one I had on showed off my bubbies real great n shit. OH you wanna see pichas? Ahm sure I got a few around hee-uh somewheh. I’ll tell ya awl about da outfits, too.

GINA’S TIPS

AWLLLRIGHT. So like I sed. We got invited ta dis bigggggg fancy pahty up in da Hampton’s, so Linda n I had to dress to da 8′s… aw…. 9′s. Whatevah numbah. I WUS NEVAH GOOD AT COUNTIN. So right. Papuh Cataw put out they new collection last week and I knew dat was what I was gonna weh. I picked out dis great black n grey pinstripe dress suit. It came with dis sheer undahshirt with some sequins but I’d ratha show off my bubbies. SO I brough dis great clutch wit me, nice pleathuh. But faw a pahty like dis I nevah go anywheh without a bag daht can hold my bottle uh licah. Linda n I wuh sittin in a cawnah and I just kep pawrin maw n maw n maw. Dey had dis pre-mixed shit. Mama don’t play dat game. I need me a mahtini dun RITE. By da enda da night my heh was a mess, but it was a damn good time.

Wut Gina’s wearin’ -

Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: LEA3 – Pitch, by LeLutka
Dress & Hat: Second Glance Suit, by Paper Couture
Bag: Ribbon Bag – Black, by AMERIE (Sugar&Spice Collection)
Shoes: Basic Heels – Black, by epoque

I’m gonna go get some asprin. Lemme wake up Linda and she’ll give ya some tips, awlright?

LINDA’S TIPS

Ahhhhhhhhh, Shit Gina.  Im still feelin’ da hangovuh frum dat night.  I had like 30 mahtinis, which UH CAWS was a bad idea n’shit.  I was bein’ all socialtastic n’shit and i awlmost got some ass.  BUT UH CAWS FAW SOME REASON AW ANUTHUH I NEVAH GET ANY.  I even dressed up awl nice n’shit.  I put on my fanciest Papuh Cataw Dress, uh caws it had a pattern tuh hide dah stains ya get when ya spill ya mahtini awl ovah it n’shit.  Da Ruffles awn da side help hide my stomach n’shit.  Evah since Tony died I’ve been puttin’ awn dat weight n’ shit so i figyuhd i’d weyuh a big heavy necklace to exercise my shoulders n’shit.  I also wore my hair shawt cuz i knew i’d be ovah da toilet n’shit.  I figyuhd aftuh 30 yeeuhs a’ drinkin’ i’d be able tuh handle my alcohol n’shit but NOPE.  Maybe I had some bad mahtini’s. But it was dat Ina Garten bitches house, I heard she only uses da fanciest, most expensive ingredients n’shit, so dat probably wudn’t it.  Uhhhhhh my stomach’s rumblin’ n’tumblin’ n’shit just thinkin’ about dat night.  I tink im gawnna throw up.

Wut Linda’s wearin’ -

Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Pink Champagne – Black Beauty, by Clawtooth
Dress & Gloves: Roaring Green Ruffles, by Paper Couture
Necklace: Agate Bib Necklace, by Paper Couture
Shoes: Basic Heels – Black, by epoque

EYYYY!! How ya doin! Ain’t seen ya in awhile. WAT. YA TOO GOOD FAW US NOW? I’m just kiddin’ wit ya. Anyway, ain’t you a little too ol’ faw trick ‘uh treatin’? Oh ya goin to a paahty latuh…. Well, I hope ya changin’ ya cahstume buhfaw ya go.

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Whadda ya MEAN dats da best ya got? Okay okay we’ll tell ya how ta look hot but still have a uhhh “cahstume…” Awlright? Awlright.

GINA’S TIPS

Awlright so FIRST AWF, Halluween is basically a day wheh girls get ta dress up awl slutty and no one can say nuttin’ about it, capische? So dis yee-uh ahm goin as a cat. What makes me a cat, you ask? WELL DUH EAYUHS A’ CAWS! But see how da rest uh me is slutty? I got my hayuh did, my bubbies out, and ahm lookin’ fine as hell, y’know? Dats awl ya gotta do. Put on da sluttiest ting ya ‘kin find and add some kinda animuhl eayuhs aw some shit like dat. CAPISCHE? Awlright.

Wut Gina’s wearin’ -

Skin: Jolie Olive – CatsEyes RedLips, by Dutch Touch
Hair: Piper – Night, by Truth
Ears & Tail: Feline Short Hair, by Atomic Hybrid
Catsuit: Black Zipper Open, by Gothica
Shoes: Basic Heels – Black, by epoque

EY LINDA. Put dat wine down and come give ‘em some tips!

LINDA’S TIPS

Ey everybawdy, I’m so excited n’shit dat it’s HALLUWEEN.  Dat means I can drink maw den usual cause its a hawliday n’shit y’know?  People always ah tellin’ me “EY LINDA, YOU SHUD’NT DRINK DAT MUCH AWN A HAWLIDAY Y’KNOW.”  And I always tell em’ “EY, I LIKE TUH DRINK.  SO WHAT, WHO CAYUHS!?”  Anyways, Halluween is one uh dem hawlidays wheh I get tuh sceh little kids and steal deyuh candies n’shit.  I especially like tuh steal dohs Snickuhs bahs, dohs ah the thuh most yummiest candies in awl uh Brookyln.  But what  Halluhween is REALLY about is dressin up awl slutty n’shit.  You can NEVAH go wrong wit a sexy animal cawstume wheh yuh buhbbies and yuh ayuss is hangin’ out like deyuhs no tuhmarrow.  Every year on Halluween  evah since I’ve been 14 yeeuhs old, I dressed up as a slutty bunny rabbit n’shit.  Uh caws, back den I was smalluh  and my ayus and buhbbies weren’t awl the way developmented n’shit.  But now daht I’m awlduh n’shit  I fill out duh Brawr and panties bettuh.  But uh caws wit age comes bulge in yuh belly.  To hide dat belly i weh a sexy corset tuh make my belly maw smooth so dat shit aint jigglin around n’shit when im stumblin’ around my house awl trashed n’shit.  Oh I heeuh some kids outside.  I bettah go get ready tuh steal some candies n’shit.

Wut Linda’s wearin’ -

Skin: Tan Teeth Gap – Oranges and Apples, by Nylon Outfitters
Hair: Mika – Cynical Black, by fri.day
Ears: I DUNNO WHEH DEY FRUM
Bra: Piece from Divinchi, by Paper Couture
Underwear: free.kini – Gray, by fri.day
Corset: Also from Divinchi, by Paper Couture
Shoes: Basic Heels – Black, by epoque