About Linda.

Name: Linda Giuseppina De Ruzza Beanatini

Motto: If at first you dont succeed, fuckin give up and have a drink..

Favorite Food: Rigatonis, and or anything that will heal my pain.

Favorite Activity: Drinkin’.

Favorite TV show: Golden Girls.

Age: 40 1/2

Linda’s Style:

Wardrobe Staples: “A good top dats gunna show awf my natchural buhhbies.  And a nice peh uh pants to show awf my ASSets.”

Color Preference: “Pattuhns, so when i spill my alcohawl awn it, it dont stain n’shit.”

Can’t Live Without: “A dry mahtini wit a blue cheese stuffed olive.  WIT GUD VODKA AH CAWS.”

Style in 2 Words: “Not Matronly, whaddyuh tryin’ tuh say?”