HAPPY HALLUWEEN!

EYYYY!! How ya doin! Ain’t seen ya in awhile. WAT. YA TOO GOOD FAW US NOW? I’m just kiddin’ wit ya. Anyway, ain’t you a little too ol’ faw trick ‘uh treatin’? Oh ya goin to a paahty latuh…. Well, I hope ya changin’ ya cahstume buhfaw ya go.

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Whadda ya MEAN dats da best ya got? Okay okay we’ll tell ya how ta look hot but still have a uhhh “cahstume…” Awlright? Awlright.

Back in da Day

Oh hey deh. Yeh, sorry we ain’t seen ya in awhile. We been helpin’ ah Aunt Brenda move outta ‘er house into a little condo in a uhh… “old people” community. We haven’t been able to help you out much because we been driving back n fawth ta Joisy. Dats where it is, I KNOW. JOISY. Anyway. So it looks like ya been doin pretty good. We found these old photos hee-uh ‘uh when we went to da Cyndi Lawpuh concuht in ‘93. Maybe we can give ya some tips on dressin wit some style from last decade.

Awlright, awlright. We’ll give ya some tips.

Summah Days

Ey its Linda heeuh, so im gawnna do thuh intro tuhday since Gina is mixin dah grown up drinks.  So we’ve invited yuh to a little cookout at our cousin Carlas house.  Since its all hawt n’shit out we thought we’d take a dip in dah pool.

Oh… You didn’t bring a swimsuit?

Well dats awlright we always bring extras!  So lets see… The bikini you want to wear depends on yuh body type, lets see what kind yuh need.

Taste udda Nightlife

Awlright. So now dat ya awl settled in ta ya house n shit, hows about Linda and ay take yuh out for a night on da town. Sound good? Okay, so whadda ya gonna wayuh?

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No. You ain’t goin no wheh wearin dat. Don’t fret, doh, Linda n ay got maw tips for ya, capisce?

Welcome to da Neighbahood

HEY. WE AIN’T SEEN YA ‘ROUND BEFAW. YOU MUST BE NEW TO DA NEIGHBAHOOD. NAME’S GINA. GINA PECCOLINI. DIS HERE’S MY COUSIN LINDA.

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YOU AIN’T REALLY WEARIN DAT, ARE YA? LISTEN HEYUH KID. WE KNOW AWL ABOUT FASHIN ‘ROUND THIS TOWN. HOWSABOUT WE TEACH YA DA ROPES, Y’KNOW? DAT WAY YOU CUH LOOK AS GOOD AS US. SOUND GOOD? AWLRIGHT.

LET US GIVE YA SOME TIPS.